People are trolling United Airlines with these brutal new slogans
If you've been anywhere near the internet in the past 24 hours, chances are you'll have stumbled across that disturbing viral video of the United Airlines passenger being forcibly dragged from his seat.
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In the hours since, United Airlines has been at the centre of a media firestorm. Pretty much everyone on the internet seems to have temporarily put their differences aside in order to troll them.
Twitter is no exception. Over the past few hours, people have been coming up with some new ideas for United Airlines slogans and sharing them with the hashtag #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos.
You carry on, we carry off #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Sir Castic One (@SnapDad42) April 11, 2017
Normal flights have cabin crews, we have bouncers #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— NKS (@NKS1806) April 11, 2017
Board as a doctor,
Leave as a patient. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Jenn (@fanqin0619) April 11, 2017
You can run but you can't fly#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/2joEKUOI89
— United Airlines (@Fake_UnitedPR) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
Would you like a neck pillow?
Or a neck brace?— My Alias is Dammit (@dammit_rick) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos we will re-accomdated you. pic.twitter.com/bsv74nGyZT
— Maxism Mao (@MaxismMao) April 11, 2017
If we overbook, you'll catch a right hook. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Aaron (@Swankbaank) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
You can take the $800 for another flight, or risk it all for our big surprise...— Pope James Collins I (@allhailcollins1) April 11, 2017
Now serving punch #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Miguel Santos (@migs_santos) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
Tell us your safe word at check in— flip (@theflipgod) April 11, 2017
We'll drag you all over the world
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/Y559QzFbEv— rdu3 (@rdu3_richard) April 11, 2017
No volunteers?
Unseat -> Beat -> Repeat #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Sathesh S'Rajah (@SatheshSRajah) April 11, 2017
The captain has turned on the no passenger sign #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— W.T. Martyn (@WTMartyn2) April 11, 2017
We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— W.T. Martyn (@WTMartyn2) April 11, 2017
"We overbooked but you pay the price." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— DGraciela Mira 🇵🇦 (@dgjohnsonm) April 11, 2017
We can re-accommodate you the easy way... or the hard way #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/5h0IVBZM6g
— Jim MacD (@jim_macd) April 11, 2017
If we cant seat you, we will beat you #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Mohit Singhai (@singhaim) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos We have an offer you can't refuse. No really.
— OldCrow (@BirdieWings80) April 11, 2017
"We have Red Eye and Black Eye flights available!" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— LAMusing (@LAMusing) April 11, 2017
Did you want a window seat or a concussion? #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— B (@ThatBrandyn) April 11, 2017
Flight: $400, checking a bag: $25, getting dragged down the aisle: priceless #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Brandon (@brobcohen) April 11, 2017
You Are Now Free To Get Dragged Around The Cabin#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— 👻Seth-sational👻 (@SethFromThe716) April 11, 2017
We put the hospital in hospitality. #newunitedairlinesmottos
— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) April 11, 2017