Hairstyles Your Guy Should Never Try

Goth locks, heinous dye jobs, poodle perms - it must take a seriously talented stylist to make guys this hot look so craptastic.

By Korin Miller

Joel Madden
Joel Madden










That whole "showing your roots" trend just doesn't work on dudes, huh, Joel?












Bradley Cooper
Bradley Cooper









Our favorite Hangover star may be sober, but his hair is totally wasted.













George Clooney
George Clooney











This man is a notorious womanizer. No, seriously.
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Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp










Even his crazy Mad Hatter do is an improvement on this creepy goth-inspired mop.












Patrick Dempsey
Patrick Dempsey









Before he discovered the power of hair gel and a blowout, McDreamy rocked Jheri curls.













Penn Badgley
Penn Badgley










Wow. That is the sexiest water buffalo we've ever seen.
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Ryan Phillippe
Ryan Phillippe










It's amazing Reese Witherspoon stayed with him after this look....Oh, wait.



















That's one way to try to get nominated for a Golden Dome…er, Globe.











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