Watch Michael Keaton deliver the creepiest Easter message ever

Michael Keaton has played some delightfully creepy characters over the years, but perhaps none quite as delightfully creepy as the one he played on "Saturday Night Live" last night.

Wearing a blond wig and dressed in Easter pastels, Keaton sat down to show us what was inside his Easter basket, including an "eggscellent" dyed egg, a plush bunny he called Glenn "for Glenn Close" (the rabbit-boiling star of "Fatal Attraction") and — for his Jewish friends — unleavened bread, "which means, unlike Jesus, it doesn't rise."

Also in Keaton's Easter basket: a Cadbury egg. "I gave these up for Lent last year," he said. "You know what I gave up this year? Cocaine ... almost."

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The Oscar-nominated actor and "Birdman" star was joined in the "Easter Candy" sketch by his friend Jordan (played by Bobby Moynihan) and Portia, an equally creepy child played by Kate McKinnon.

"This kid has all the warning signs," Keaton quips.

After showing us the marshmallow Peep he "coughed up whole this morning," Keaton confesses: "Something's wrong with me."

Happy Easter, everybody!

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